Lately

Honey:  "Did you take a nap today, Evelyn?"

Evelyn:  "Yeah."

Honey:  "How long did you snooze?"

Evelyn:  "Two or three minutes."

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Evelyn (in the midst of playing):  "Water, please.  I need a break."

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Em:  "Doodle, let's put on this pretty pink head-wrap to keep your ears warm on our hike."

Ev, after said head-wrap is secured around her head:  "I am a queen."

(Note that she didn't say princess, folks.  We went straight to queen.  We are in big trouble:)